Recovery Chuckles By Circle of Recovery Laughing is one of the best methods to heal the soul. This new section shares jokes and you can even share your own Recovery Chuckles on our blog.
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Join thousands of other bloggers and readers by sharing your story online. A drunk goes in a bar and asks for a shot of Jim Beam. The bartender pours it and the drunk pushes it aside and asks for another shot of Jim Beam. The bartender pours it and the drunk drinks it. The bartender says, "I watched what you did and I don't understand why you pushed the first one away and drank the second one!" The drunk stated," I've been going to those AA Meetings, and they said WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T TAKE THAT FIRST DRINK!!!".
Drinking buddies of an alcoholic who died are at his funeral. As two of his friends pass by the open casket, one remarks to the other, "Sam looks pretty good in death."
"He ought to", rejoined the other, "he hasn't had a drink in three days!"
Two rednecks, Bobby and Andy, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of bud. The passenger, Bobby, said. "Look up ahead, Andy, it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted for drinking these beers!!
"Don't worry Bobby" Andy said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinking these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".
"What for?" Asked Bobby.
"Just let me do the talking okay?" Said Andy. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriffs said, "You boys been drinking?".
"No sir" Andy said. "We're on the patch."
An alcoholic was walking along the beach when he saw a bottle. He stopped and rubbed it and a genie popped out.
"You have 3 wishes" said the genie.
The alcoholic said, "I'll take a bottle that is never empty." Whamo he has a bottle that is never empty and starts to drink.
The genie taps him on the shoulder and says, "and what are your other two wishes?"
"Oh," says the alcoholic, "I'll have two more like this one."
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